Heard a co-worker’s company car got stolen today. Wouldn’t have minded if it was mine, would solve some Personal Liability problems…..

Like the unexplainable scratches (“No I didn’t do that! The wall just ran into my door, than ran around the car and did it again……twice!“) or the sticky carpet caused by the fact that I only saw this brilliant solution after I spilled a full cup of diet coke over the carpet…..